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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
consĀ of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

drake & josh

season 1:  drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:  drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans